anyone, genuinely:  i like talking to you
me:  confusing and concerning but i will take it

craterbutt:

hexygen:

which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt

weed cousin

yankeesama:

vamoladokidoki:

spatulasinspace:

niggawitamacbook:

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

They aren’t drunk…

honey, nobody wears that outfit sober

dxnnxy:

hobbies: giving myself unnecessary anxiety